I know that I haven't been the best chica in the world this year. I know that I shouldn't have flirted with that cop to help get my friend out of that speeding that we both know she deserved! I also admit that its was bad that night that I screening calls to avoid talking to my dear friend Nicky, because I was cramping and really didn't want to hear her nag about her skank of a boyfriend who she would never leave no matter what I or anyone else would say. I also admit that I shouldn't be using my friends discounts to help my ever growing closet of stuff that I hardly wear, but oh how I love those Prada pumps!

All that aside, I think that I was really good this year. I didn't kill anyone, despite temptation on Black Friday! Plus, I continued on my lifelong goal of being drug free and out of my 25 years roaming on this planet I am 25 years sober! Let me cut to the chase! There is this really fabolous chica down the street in Alabama named Erica B. who has this equally fab site where she discusses all these wonderful patterns that she uses to make all the equally fab clothes!

I haven't bobbed, threaded a machine or sewn a pattern in over 10 years when I was taking Home Ec. where I only made an apron, a latch hook rug, and a gaggle of pillows, but I really want to learn to sew again! Therefore, I would really love this:

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I think that this would perfect for getting myself back to sewing! Pretty please, Santa or Daddy or Mommy! While you're at it, throw in some of those lovely McCall patterns!

Stay Stylish!